Red and black exchanged for red and green,
A mallet exchanged for a bat with peppermint stripes.
She's ready to play.
She's anything but clean,
With her Brooklyn windpipes.
But her only present will be a hit,
Placed right on her jaw.
Poor Harley's Christmas Tree is Ivy with lights.
Pammy does't like it.
And Selina wants to swipe him with her claw,
But Harley hates those kinds of fights.
But this Christmas brings a special surprise-
The latest Robin, wrapped and strung up high.
"Just for you, pooh." The Joker says with a smile
Harley can't believe it-
She's hit the jackpot!
The only thing better is Puddin' confessing on the spot!
And the clown knows what he's done,
And for once, it's not just a 'little fun'.
He's a little more sincere this year.
Merry Christmas Harley Quinn.